Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
Creeper at the Grocery store. He saw me at put a pepperoni stick in the cart and decided he needed to talk to me. Normally I wouldn’t have minded but he kept asking me where I was from and wanting to shake my hand. He asked me if I had any babies and got excited when I told him I didn’t.